1/2 box Rotini or small box or rings or shells
1 (12-ounce) can SPAM luncheon meat, diced
2 cups diced celery (optional)
3/4 cup miracle whip
3/4 cup ranch salad dressing
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup onion
Mix the above together and put in fridge.